{"id":103,"date":"2015-03-07T00:00:08","date_gmt":"2015-03-07T00:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:39:35","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:39:35","slug":"103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Food and keyboards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greasy fingers, chat pops up.<br \/>\nTake your time, you shouldn&#8217;t be here.<br \/>\nOne hand isn&#8217;t that great.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re similar to what you criticize:<br \/>\n&#8220;kids that can&#8217;t forget about their smartphones&#8221;.<br \/>\nYou hate <strong>food and keyboards<\/strong>.<br \/>\nCombined. <em>We<\/em> hate <em>fast food<\/em> and <em>fast keyboards<\/em>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150307.P1050608e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150307.P1050608e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150307.P1050608e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150307.P1050608e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150307.P1050608e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150307.P1050608e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greasy fingers, chat pops up. Take your time, you shouldn&#8217;t be here. One hand isn&#8217;t that great. You&#8217;re similar to what you criticize: &#8220;kids that can&#8217;t forget about their smartphones&#8221;. You hate food and keyboards. Combined. We hate fast food and fast keyboards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}