{"id":109,"date":"2015-03-10T00:00:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T00:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:38:38","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:38:38","slug":"peeing-hens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Peeing hens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that you&#8217;re ashamed-<br \/>\nbut now I have to clean after you.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not like you were pregnant.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not like you were human.<br \/>\nI know it was hot down there-<br \/>\nbut you should contain yourself.<br \/>\nDamn you <strong>peeing hens<\/strong>! All of you!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150310.P1050144e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150310.P1050144e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150310.P1050144e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150310.P1050144e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150310.P1050144e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150310.P1050144e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that you&#8217;re ashamed- but now I have to clean after you. It&#8217;s not like you were pregnant. It&#8217;s not like you were human. I know it was hot down there- but you should contain yourself. Damn you peeing hens! All of you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}