{"id":114,"date":"2015-03-12T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T00:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:37:45","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:37:45","slug":"flies-trying-to-seize-control-of-my-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Flies trying to seize control of my mouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stop it!<br \/>\nThe fly wants to move it through the screens.<br \/>\nAnnoyingly, the cursor became another fly.<br \/>\nAs if it wasn&#8217;t enough&#8230;<br \/>\nThe fly had an avatar in the form of a pointer.<br \/>\nI hate <strong>flies trying to seize control of my mouse<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150312.P1050646e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150312.P1050646e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150312.P1050646e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-115\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150312.P1050646e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150312.P1050646e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150312.P1050646e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop it! The fly wants to move it through the screens. Annoyingly, the cursor became another fly. As if it wasn&#8217;t enough&#8230; The fly had an avatar in the form of a pointer. I hate flies trying to seize control of my mouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}