{"id":120,"date":"2015-03-15T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T00:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:36:31","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:36:31","slug":"wet-floors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Wet floors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit, you forgot to turn off the alarm.<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s sooo annoying.<br \/>\nYou really have to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=116\" title=\"Android\u2019s default ringtones\">change the freaking ringtone<\/a>.<br \/>\nBut now turn it off.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a pity that you&#8217;re taking a shower.<br \/>\nWell -screw it- no time for drying.<br \/>\nJust go and stop it!<br \/>\nI hate <strong>wet floors<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150315.P1050662e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150315.P1050662e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150315.P1050662e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150315.P1050662e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150315.P1050662e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150315.P1050662e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit, you forgot to turn off the alarm. And it&#8217;s sooo annoying. You really have to change the freaking ringtone. But now turn it off. It&#8217;s a pity that you&#8217;re taking a shower. Well -screw it- no time for drying. Just go and stop it! I hate wet floors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}