{"id":122,"date":"2015-03-16T00:00:04","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T00:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=122"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:36:10","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:36:10","slug":"broken-dirty-mouths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Broken dirty mouths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dirty mouth. Last Hefe.<br \/>\nLike every third night.<br \/>\nEverything seemed right.<br \/>\nNo mouth should break when you open it.<br \/>\nBut this time it did.<br \/>\nBought it the same day&#8230;<br \/>\nI wonder if that mold looking ring is healthy.<br \/>\nWorth going back? Nah&#8230; But damn them!<br \/>\nAnd damn their <strong>broken dirty mouths<\/strong>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150316.IMGP4637e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dirty mouth. Last Hefe. Like every third night. Everything seemed right. No mouth should break when you open it. But this time it did. Bought it the same day&#8230; I wonder if that mold looking ring is healthy. Worth going back? Nah&#8230; But damn them! And damn their broken dirty mouths!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}