{"id":126,"date":"2015-03-18T00:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T00:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:35:04","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:35:04","slug":"crappy-suction-pads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"Crappy suction pads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when the sound of it hitting the tub used to startle you in the middle of the night?<br \/>\nOh, those were the times. So nostalgic&#8230;<br \/>\nEvery now and then it happens again. But it&#8217;s part of life now.<br \/>\nIt rarely even tickles the hypothalamus.<br \/>\nBecause the hatred for <strong>crappy suction pads<\/strong> should remain immeasurable.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150318.P1050680e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150318.P1050680e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150318.P1050680e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150318.P1050680e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150318.P1050680e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150318.P1050680e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when the sound of it hitting the tub used to startle you in the middle of the night? Oh, those were the times. So nostalgic&#8230; Every now and then it happens again. But it&#8217;s part of life now. It rarely even tickles the hypothalamus. Because the hatred for crappy suction pads should remain immeasurable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}