{"id":131,"date":"2015-03-20T00:00:15","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T00:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:34:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:34:22","slug":"the-sounds-of-the-car-of-the-guy-who-wants-to-be-a-gangsta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"The sounds of the car of the guy who wants to be a gangsta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a guy in the neighborhood.<br \/>\nAnd what a &#8216;gangsta&#8217; he is.<br \/>\nOh&#8230; the hate. Mixed with pity.<br \/>\nHe installed that fucking sound when he locks or unlocks the car.<br \/>\nVolume 11.<br \/>\nAnd now all the neighborhood knows when he&#8217;s around.<br \/>\nI tried to use that unpredictable event as a trigger.<br \/>\nNot for anger- but as a call to do positive stuff.<br \/>\nExercise- for example.<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s draining me.<br \/>\nI really don&#8217;t like <strong>the sounds of the car of the guy who wants to be a gangsta<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150320.p1050455e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150320.p1050455e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150320.p1050455e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150320.p1050455e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150320.p1050455e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150320.p1050455e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a guy in the neighborhood. And what a &#8216;gangsta&#8217; he is. Oh&#8230; the hate. Mixed with pity. He installed that fucking sound when he locks or unlocks the car. Volume 11. And now all the neighborhood knows when he&#8217;s around. I tried to use that unpredictable event as a trigger. Not for anger- but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=131\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The sounds of the car of the guy who wants to be a gangsta<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}