{"id":141,"date":"2015-03-25T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T00:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=141"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:30:20","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:30:20","slug":"forgetting-to-turn-the-stove-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"Forgetting to turn the stove off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You didn&#8217;t set the house on fire.<br \/>\nMaybe next time!<br \/>\nHow can you be mad with all these burning smile faces?<br \/>\nMaybe you&#8217;d prefer a burnt house to the incoming gas bill.<br \/>\nThis time it&#8217;s just a spoiled pan.<br \/>\nNext time? They won&#8217;t be smiling anymore.<br \/>\n<strong>Forgetting to turn the stove off<\/strong> should instill anger into you.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150325.p1050851e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150325.p1050851e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150325.p1050851e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150325.p1050851e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150325.p1050851e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150325.p1050851e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You didn&#8217;t set the house on fire. Maybe next time! How can you be mad with all these burning smile faces? Maybe you&#8217;d prefer a burnt house to the incoming gas bill. This time it&#8217;s just a spoiled pan. Next time? They won&#8217;t be smiling anymore. Forgetting to turn the stove off should instill anger &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=141\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Forgetting to turn the stove off<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}