{"id":181,"date":"2015-04-07T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T00:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2015-05-07T06:14:07","modified_gmt":"2015-05-07T06:14:07","slug":"the-annoying-child-in-the-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"The most annoying child in the train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only been four hours- but I think you should keep your child on a leash.<br \/>\nI know you&#8217;ve learnt to filter out all his annoying screams and spoiled behaviour.<br \/>\nAnd I enjoy your skills at ignoring him. It&#8217;s quite impressive.<\/p>\n<p>But maybe you shouldn&#8217;t have brought that self-entitled monster up-<br \/>\nas it seems not to have the potential of being social.<br \/>\nInstead of just being happy that you managed to keep part of your genetic material floating around<br \/>\nyou should care about his future a little bit and try to control him.<br \/>\nDamn, I wish it had been the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UsMZRl71Zo4?t=5h22m59s\">fictional kid of Blah airlines<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n<p>I really couldn&#8217;t stand <strong>the most annoying child in the train<\/strong>.<br \/>\nAnd I blame the parents.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150407.p1060444e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150407.p1060444e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150407.p1060444e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150407.p1060444e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150407.p1060444e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150407.p1060444e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only been four hours- but I think you should keep your child on a leash. I know you&#8217;ve learnt to filter out all his annoying screams and spoiled behaviour. And I enjoy your skills at ignoring him. It&#8217;s quite impressive. But maybe you shouldn&#8217;t have brought that self-entitled monster up- as it seems not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=181\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The most annoying child in the train<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}