{"id":202,"date":"2015-04-14T00:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-14T00:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2015-05-20T02:13:04","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T02:13:04","slug":"squirrels-gone-bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels gone bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here, take your drug.<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t go yet! Pose for me.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, that&#8217;s the fur I like&#8230;<br \/>\nOh yeat, keep nibbling babe.<\/p>\n<p>And then I realise where I am&#8230;<br \/>\nand I wonder why am I doing this-<br \/>\nas I don&#8217;t like <strong>squirrels gone bananas<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150414.p1060756e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150414.p1060756e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150414.p1060756e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150414.p1060756e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150414.p1060756e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150414.p1060756e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here, take your drug. But don&#8217;t go yet! Pose for me. Oh yeah, that&#8217;s the fur I like&#8230; Oh yeat, keep nibbling babe. And then I realise where I am&#8230; and I wonder why am I doing this- as I don&#8217;t like squirrels gone bananas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}