{"id":204,"date":"2015-04-15T00:00:47","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T00:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=204"},"modified":"2015-05-20T03:05:42","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T03:05:42","slug":"204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"Mind controlling statues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who&#8217;s that human? He seems distressed.<br \/>\nHe actually has been writhing for hours.<\/p>\n<p>But nobody in town seems to care.<br \/>\nIn the end, it&#8217;s his fault.<\/p>\n<p>He was lured by a false promise<br \/>\nof political conversations and cigars.<\/p>\n<p>But the statue had ulterior motives&#8230;<br \/>\nand so, his days ended in Montreal.<\/p>\n<p>I stayed -both spectating and loathing<br \/>\n<strong>mind controlling statues<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150415.p1060658e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150415.p1060658e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150415.p1060658e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150415.p1060658e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150415.p1060658e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150415.p1060658e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who&#8217;s that human? He seems distressed. He actually has been writhing for hours. But nobody in town seems to care. In the end, it&#8217;s his fault. He was lured by a false promise of political conversations and cigars. But the statue had ulterior motives&#8230; and so, his days ended in Montreal. I stayed -both spectating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=204\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mind controlling statues<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}