{"id":213,"date":"2015-04-19T00:00:06","date_gmt":"2015-04-19T00:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=213"},"modified":"2015-05-20T03:07:32","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T03:07:32","slug":"unlockable-fuel-pumps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Not lockable fuel nozzles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t go to the bathroom now.<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t clean your windows.<br \/>\nJust keep your hand on the latch,<br \/>\nand keep hating those <strong>non-lockable fuel nozzles<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Not unlockable, yet non-lockable. Fuck this pump.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150419.p1070071e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150419.p1070071e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150419.p1070071e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150419.p1070071e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150419.p1070071e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150419.p1070071e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t go to the bathroom now. You can&#8217;t clean your windows. Just keep your hand on the latch, and keep hating those non-lockable fuel nozzles. Not unlockable, yet non-lockable. Fuck this pump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}