{"id":216,"date":"2015-04-20T00:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T00:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=216"},"modified":"2015-05-20T21:40:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T21:40:15","slug":"brosstards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Brosstards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bro, you used to abide by the rules of the road.<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s like your blind spot is all.<br \/>\nWhole rear and sides.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a matter of mass- like those women and their SUVs:<br \/>\n&#8220;Fuck the rest, I&#8217;ll be alive after the accident.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t you care about other drivers?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you why:<br \/>\nBecause you&#8217;re a total <strong>brosstard<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150420.p1070074e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150420.p1070074e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150420.p1070074e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150420.p1070074e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150420.p1070074e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20150420.p1070074e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bro, you used to abide by the rules of the road. Now it&#8217;s like your blind spot is all. Whole rear and sides. It&#8217;s a matter of mass- like those women and their SUVs: &#8220;Fuck the rest, I&#8217;ll be alive after the accident.&#8221; Why don&#8217;t you care about other drivers? I&#8217;ll tell you why: Because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=216\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Brosstards<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}