{"id":24,"date":"2015-02-08T00:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T00:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:34:05","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:34:05","slug":"crappy-batteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Crappy batteries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They last less that an inspiration,<br \/>\nand they always leave you unsatisfied.<br \/>\nThey give electrons but you feel no rush,<br \/>\nyou just wait and wait for what they used to give.<br \/>\nBut they don&#8217;t shock you anymore&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;as life itself lost its power.<br \/>\nI hate <strong>crappy batteries<\/strong>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150208.P1050378-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150208.P1050378-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150208.P1050378-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150208.P1050378-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150208.P1050378-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150208.P1050378-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They last less that an inspiration, and they always leave you unsatisfied. They give electrons but you feel no rush, you just wait and wait for what they used to give. But they don&#8217;t shock you anymore&#8230; &#8230;as life itself lost its power. I hate crappy batteries!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}