{"id":34,"date":"2015-02-11T00:00:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-11T00:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:33:44","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:33:44","slug":"trashed-pseudo-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Trashed pseudo-gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know you.<br \/>\nI have heard about you:<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re an Australian couple.<br \/>\nI left it there for you<br \/>\nand you trashed it.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t like it,<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t want it,<br \/>\nyet two years I kept it.<br \/>\nBut you trashed it.<br \/>\nThe dumpster doesn&#8217;t rule<br \/>\n-Aussie rules, Ozzy rules.<br \/>\nI hate <strong>trashed pseudo-gifts<\/strong>!!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150211.P1050402-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150211.P1050402-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150211.P1050402-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150211.P1050402-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150211.P1050402-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150211.P1050402-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know you. I have heard about you: You&#8217;re an Australian couple. I left it there for you and you trashed it. I didn&#8217;t like it, I didn&#8217;t want it, yet two years I kept it. But you trashed it. The dumpster doesn&#8217;t rule -Aussie rules, Ozzy rules. I hate trashed pseudo-gifts!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}