{"id":40,"date":"2015-02-13T00:00:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T00:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:33:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:33:31","slug":"ad-crap-in-the-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Ad-crap in the car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My car ain&#8217;t fancy -and I don&#8217;t want it to be.<br \/>\nBut every time I leave it on the street,<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s a jerk that puts those on.<br \/>\nThey are worse than Pennysaver and mail junk,<br \/>\nand sometimes are swallowed by my windows rolling&#8230;<br \/>\nI always wonder who the fuck calls those numbers,<br \/>\nwho are the idiots paying by becoming a customer<br \/>\nof those shitty companies that use that kind of advertising.<br \/>\nI fucking hate <strong>ad-crap left in the car<\/strong>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150213.095859.1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-41\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150213.095859.1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150213.095859.1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150213.095859.1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150213.095859.1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150213.095859.1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My car ain&#8217;t fancy -and I don&#8217;t want it to be. But every time I leave it on the street, there&#8217;s a jerk that puts those on. They are worse than Pennysaver and mail junk, and sometimes are swallowed by my windows rolling&#8230; I always wonder who the fuck calls those numbers, who are the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=40\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ad-crap in the car<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}