{"id":47,"date":"2015-02-15T00:00:38","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T00:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:33:16","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:33:16","slug":"black-widows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"Black widows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you all don&#8217;t like us in your life-<br \/>\nguess what? I don&#8217;t like you either&#8230;<br \/>\nnot in my shoes- nor in my fridge&#8217;s.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not okay that I don&#8217;t see you,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s not enough that you don&#8217;t attack me&#8230;<br \/>\nyour mere presence is revulsive.<br \/>\nThis van is forbidden territory for your species.<br \/>\nWant to play with poison?<br \/>\nGood. I have Deltamethrin for you all.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll see&#8230;<br \/>\nI hate you all, I hate <strong>black widows<\/strong>!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150215.121553.1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-48\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150215.121553.1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150215.121553.1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150215.121553.1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150215.121553.1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150215.121553.1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you all don&#8217;t like us in your life- guess what? I don&#8217;t like you either&#8230; not in my shoes- nor in my fridge&#8217;s. It&#8217;s not okay that I don&#8217;t see you, it&#8217;s not enough that you don&#8217;t attack me&#8230; your mere presence is revulsive. This van is forbidden territory for your species. Want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=47\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Black widows<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}