{"id":54,"date":"2015-02-17T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T00:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:33:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:33:03","slug":"bumping-into-stuff-barefoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Bumping into stuff barefoot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I am drunk I walk in straight lines,<br \/>\nstraight into objects that look soft<br \/>\n-and are ready to hurt my toes.<br \/>\nWhy did I have to be barefoot?<br \/>\nI wasn&#8217;t supposed to <a title=\"Shoes\" href=\"\/?p=6\">hate shoes that day<\/a>!<br \/>\nI hate <strong>bumping into stuff barefoot<\/strong>.<br \/>\nTwice!! Motherfucking piece of shit!! Fucking dumb dumbbell!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150217.P1050485e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-55\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150217.P1050485e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150217.P1050485e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150217.P1050485e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150217.P1050485e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150217.P1050485e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I am drunk I walk in straight lines, straight into objects that look soft -and are ready to hurt my toes. Why did I have to be barefoot? I wasn&#8217;t supposed to hate shoes that day! I hate bumping into stuff barefoot. Twice!! Motherfucking piece of shit!! Fucking dumb dumbbell!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}