{"id":62,"date":"2015-02-18T00:00:41","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T00:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:32:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:32:56","slug":"clothes-left-for-hours-in-the-washer-or-dryer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"Clothes left for hours in the washer or dryer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! We only have one of those!<br \/>\nYet you choose to forget.<br \/>\nI have been there -but now I am the victim.<br \/>\nHours! Waiting for hours!<br \/>\nStop sleeping when you are in the queue!<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t murder you and put you in a bag -not anymore!<br \/>\nI hate <strong>clothes left for hours in the dryer<\/strong>!<br \/>\n(or washer, for that matter)<br \/>\n(also, ugly and dirty laundry rooms)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150218.P1050498e-1152x767.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150218.P1050498e-1152x767.jpg\" alt=\"20150218.P1050498e-1152x767\" width=\"1152\" height=\"767\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-63\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150218.P1050498e-1152x767.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150218.P1050498e-1152x767-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150218.P1050498e-1152x767-1024x682.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! We only have one of those! Yet you choose to forget. I have been there -but now I am the victim. Hours! Waiting for hours! Stop sleeping when you are in the queue! I won&#8217;t murder you and put you in a bag -not anymore! I hate clothes left for hours in the dryer! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=62\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Clothes left for hours in the washer or dryer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}