{"id":70,"date":"2015-02-22T00:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T00:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=70"},"modified":"2015-02-23T00:41:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T00:41:56","slug":"socks-that-dont-fit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Socks that don&#8217;t fit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where do you come from?<br \/>\nWhy are you so small?<br \/>\nI can always pull more.<br \/>\nWait. You aren&#8217;t mine -you&#8217;ve never been.<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t try to get inside you.<br \/>\nWhat are you? Get out of here!<br \/>\nI hate <strong>socks that don&#8217;t fit<\/strong>.<br \/>\n(I&#8217;ll try to stop putting foot pics sometime)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150222.P1050540e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150222.P1050540e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150222.P1050540e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-71\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150222.P1050540e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150222.P1050540e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/20150222.P1050540e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where do you come from? Why are you so small? I can always pull more. Wait. You aren&#8217;t mine -you&#8217;ve never been. I won&#8217;t try to get inside you. What are you? Get out of here! I hate socks that don&#8217;t fit. (I&#8217;ll try to stop putting foot pics sometime)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}