{"id":96,"date":"2015-03-04T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2015-03-04T00:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:40:27","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:40:27","slug":"chinese-wallets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Chinese wallets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it wasn&#8217;t going to last.<br \/>\nRemoving the logo made you forget that.<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t long before the zipper broke.<br \/>\nAnd then? You were already in love.<br \/>\nYou kept it. But it was doomed.<br \/>\nA slow death -with daily hospital visits.<br \/>\nNow you&#8217;re left with just a corpse&#8230; green.<br \/>\nThese damned <strong>Chinese wallets<\/strong>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150304.P1050591-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150304.P1050591-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150304.P1050591-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150304.P1050591-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150304.P1050591-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150304.P1050591-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it wasn&#8217;t going to last. Removing the logo made you forget that. It wasn&#8217;t long before the zipper broke. And then? You were already in love. You kept it. But it was doomed. A slow death -with daily hospital visits. Now you&#8217;re left with just a corpse&#8230; green. These damned Chinese wallets!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}