{"id":98,"date":"2015-03-05T00:00:48","date_gmt":"2015-03-05T00:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2015-03-28T19:40:07","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:40:07","slug":"98","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"Bad coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bad coffee! Baaad cooffeeeee!&#8221;<br \/>\n-I heard myself shout at the canister.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know if I was expecting for it to shake its leg,<br \/>\nor to stop pissing its foul odours all around.<br \/>\nOnce I discover coffee doesn&#8217;t micturate I knew that the rage was over.<br \/>\nBut next time I&#8217;ll spend a bit more money.<br \/>\nI hate <strong>bad coffee<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150305.P1050592e-1152x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150305.P1050592e-1152x768.jpg\" alt=\"20150305.P1050592e-1152x768\" width=\"1152\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150305.P1050592e-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150305.P1050592e-1152x768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/20150305.P1050592e-1152x768-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bad coffee! Baaad cooffeeeee!&#8221; -I heard myself shout at the canister. I don&#8217;t know if I was expecting for it to shake its leg, or to stop pissing its foul odours all around. Once I discover coffee doesn&#8217;t micturate I knew that the rage was over. But next time I&#8217;ll spend a bit more money. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/?p=98\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bad coffee<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.todaysanger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}