I know you weren’t expecting
for me to come this way.
But your controlling manias
are driving me astray.
You: a non-rocking lone logging Co.
Me: someone who lost the battle Mt.
What can I say.
Fuck you and fuck your roadblocks.
My account is frozen? Damn, I’ll need more viagra to unfreeze it.
I can’t believe how many of them are after me.
They roam sites I’ve never been in -and they feel greatly attracted to me.
They send me strange emails overusing extended characters, but that’s alright.
Because they are horny and they have to write quick.
They offer me great ways to make loads of money from home.
Like that guy in the subway entrance, but better.
It’s too good to be true but it’s alright.
Because I can’t believe that invoice I forgot to pay,
or that I missed so many notices to appear in court.
Here it goes again, this is the drill:
Drill a beautiful hole, not too small.
The shitty screw breaks inside under not much torque.
Try to get it out, and the acrylic sheet breaks.
I am not blaming the acrylic sheet,
but the shit: Fuck those crappy screws.
(I would blame China but not all screws made in China are crap)
Note: the picture’s screw isn’t torque-fucked-screwed.
But it is crap, as the ones that came with it.