This way it’s perfectly sealed.
This way bacteria won’t find a way.
This way I’ll eat healthy.
This way I’ll never remember Mary’s spaghetti.
This way I’ll grow happy.
This way I’ll be rich.
This way I’ll achieve completeness.

So don’t criticize my impractical ways to store food.
I’d store nuclear waste the same way.

Flakes stick to your skin subtly
You don’t even realize, when they were willingfully sunken.
One step closer to total control,
but it isn’t you.

It’s never you.
It’s you, loathing yourself.
It’s them, the peeling mice
directing your hatred.

Sometimes you tell stuff to have fun.
Sometimes you know the consequences but don’t care.
Other times the snowball has the size of the flag of Belize.

Five years is a long time… but I didn’t mean to tell y’all,
that I’m bummed to discover that I am not from Belize.

Cinco de Mayo in the time vortex
and you have eaten all those croutons?
But, it was a time to celebrate -with tacos and burritos!
Yet you eat croutons.
Well, in California it isn’t difficult to get some good tacos.
Any day. Didn’t have to be today.
¡Feliz cinco de Mayo!
I hate overating salchichón with croutons.

$2.50 seems expensive for what that was.
No real cheese, just something made from corn starch.
Hepatitic color, pathetic taste.
And yet they are able to label it “Parmesan” and get away with it.
I hate bad parmesan. If that’s how they want to call it.
Wood pulp.


What a better place can be imagined?
The reverberation of the saw blades,
the intoxicating palate of wet metal…
We’ll have no other option but to endure it.
Because it’s time again,
to work metal in the bathroom.
Songs available for purchase in iTunes.


Woke up,
and six empty months had passed.
Half a year lying in that corn field.

Dust everywhere, and I found a cache of posts.
Screw it, I’ll reuse them.

If anything, it will make me keep track of the close past.
And I don’t know anything about Dr. Who…
But I don’t like having to resort to time vortices.


I mildly hate Delta airlines.

They are pushing it. It would be great if they spent less time trying to manipulate public perception in a lame way (i.e. their history of pathetic “shadow marketing” in Reddit) and more in fixing their crappy service.

I mildly hate Delta airlines. Definitely not enough to be awarded the year’s prize.

But still- better than Ryanair…