Who’s that human? He seems distressed.
He actually has been writhing for hours.

But nobody in town seems to care.
In the end, it’s his fault.

He was lured by a false promise
of political conversations and cigars.

But the statue had ulterior motives…
and so, his days ended in Montreal.

I stayed -both spectating and loathing
mind controlling statues.
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There’s a study that says that it takes a while.
Yes- the mercury takes days to become airborne,
and you’ll be better off cleaning the broken bulb asap.

Such findings when a bulb is broken miles away
don’t put your mind at ease. Just ventilate.
It’s not a big deal, you’ll have it waiting.

It will be fun with all those heavy metals and such.
There’s no reason to hate the fact
that a broken CFL will be the only thing waiting for your return.
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It’s not the first one, and it won’t be the last…
No matter how authentic, no matter how genuine.
They will eventually break and spoil everything.
Crappy atomizers!
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A big one killed our brother
-Heimlich wasn’t there for him.
The sky is blue and
they are in our markets,
they are in our shirts,
they are in our ovens,
they are everywhere!
We- we hate crumbs!
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Don’t try to remove them,
don’t try to go through them-
Just fix the problem or else
they will be there for you
-forever-
bouldering in a wall of teeth;
avoiding dissolution,
releasing caffeine,
screwing the experience up.
Grounds in the coffee cup.
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Oh no! Why have you used that kind of adhesive?
Is it that is cheaper or that you’re reckless?
A foundation will be created.
Its mission: to avoid the suffering of millions
of people that face on a daily basis the endeavour
of removing stickers.
Oh, I hate sticker residue.
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I am lighter because you’ve been dehydrating me.
B12 didn’t come to the rescue -not this time.
Fortunately these things are less common now,
even though I wish I chose properly when to fall.
Life should be about falling with others.
I hate hangovers.
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We knew that you were here for the profit.
However you’ve always been the wolf in sheep’s clothing-
why are you trying to imply that you’re different than the wolf-mart?
Oh- because people buy it and thus buy from -you.
You’ll keep using, reusing and recycling human resources,
and swallowing them in a sea of unfairness.
I hate some corporate practices.
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I kept them to test my memory,
to experiment on monkeys
-to give them to random people
and pretend that have a meaning.
However their meaning was lost in Memory Ln.
That Memory Ln! Just by the parking lot.
It was a fun ride yet I hate cards with numbers!
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Why would anybody dare?
I wouldn’t pay to do it -not a dime.
Though it’s pretty shinny -maybe a penny!
Void and dull- not a sound but a chink
Yet the chicken is always there-
well, it gets on my nerves
when the two sink bowls are like an empty hull.
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