Android’s default ringtones

I don’t know.
I am guessing whoever is responsible works at Google.
I don’t really know and I won’t check it. Not today.
I bet (s)he enjoys the job. It’s a very creative position.
I have no idea.
But I will tell you, whoever was involved is a monster.
The level of annoyance and pain these generate is…
And that can’t be a coincidence.
All of them were created to annoy.
And I don’t see the point. To wake up angry?
To include something that will be deleted?
And they aren’t even creative or decent from a musical standpoint!
Glad that these can be changed…
I even miss LG’s “Good morning”.
I really hate Android’s default ringtones.