Impractical ways to store food


This way it’s perfectly sealed.
This way bacteria won’t find a way.
This way I’ll eat healthy.
This way I’ll never remember Mary’s spaghetti.
This way I’ll grow happy.
This way I’ll be rich.
This way I’ll achieve completeness.

So don’t criticize my impractical ways to store food.
I’d store nuclear waste the same way.

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