My account is frozen? Damn, I’ll need more viagra to unfreeze it.
I can’t believe how many of them are after me.
They roam sites I’ve never been in -and they feel greatly attracted to me.
They send me strange emails overusing extended characters, but that’s alright.
Because they are horny and they have to write quick.
They offer me great ways to make loads of money from home.
Like that guy in the subway entrance, but better.
It’s too good to be true but it’s alright.
Because I can’t believe that invoice I forgot to pay,
or that I missed so many notices to appear in court.