Trashed pseudo-gifts

I don’t know you.
I have heard about you:
You’re an Australian couple.
I left it there for you
and you trashed it.
I didn’t like it,
I didn’t want it,
yet two years I kept it.
But you trashed it.
The dumpster doesn’t rule
-Aussie rules, Ozzy rules.
I hate trashed pseudo-gifts!!!